[Among the new arrivals to the area, there's a small elderly ape who seems quite perplexed and frustrated with the HUD now in front of his eyes.]
Okay now, who put this doohicky on me? And what is it, anyway? [He pauses for just a moment before he answers his own question with a shake of his head.] No, don't tell me... It's obvious. This is just the latest gimmick they're using to push consoles, and they need an old celebrity like me to be the model! Well I'll have no part of this, no siree! I didn't agree to this, and I want out!
[He starts to rap his cane against the HUD to knock it off, but without any actual success.]
A-2
[Reluctantly, Cranky Kong eventually settles in and puts on some Wild West-esque clothes, including a cowboy hat. He sits himself in a rocking chair on the porch of the nearby saloon, and he'll call out to anyone who passes.]
You there! Whippersnapper! Come on over here, and I'll tell you stories about the good ol' days! It'll be a lot more interesting than anything else in this confounded dump, I'll tell you that!
A-3
[It's minigame time! And in keeping with the theme, his minigame involves a wild west showdown with popguns. And Cranky himself only agrees to take part in it after someone caves to his whining and gives him a special popgun that is designed with the texture of a wooden barrel. He tapes that to the top of his cane as he prepares for it.]
Back in my day, we didn't have minigames. They were just games! They were complete as they were, and we liked it that way! Bah, kids these days... They need everything to be portable! You're lucky I'm playing along at all. But it's about time I showed you all what this old ape is still capable of!
B-3
[Cranky is part of a group to have discovered a dead body in a gruesome condition! His expression twists as he stands over the body. Sure, he's seen many a great hero face game overs over the years, but it was never this... graphic. These realistic graphics just make everything like more disgusting!
Still, just to make sure, Cranky takes a moment to prod at the dead body's shoulder with his cane, and then he calls out.]
Hey! Someone get this yahoo a 1-up, pronto!
Wildcard
[Feel free to use something for any of the other prompts either!]
Cranky Kong | Donkey Kong Country
[Among the new arrivals to the area, there's a small elderly ape who seems quite perplexed and frustrated with the HUD now in front of his eyes.]
Okay now, who put this doohicky on me? And what is it, anyway? [He pauses for just a moment before he answers his own question with a shake of his head.] No, don't tell me... It's obvious. This is just the latest gimmick they're using to push consoles, and they need an old celebrity like me to be the model! Well I'll have no part of this, no siree! I didn't agree to this, and I want out!
[He starts to rap his cane against the HUD to knock it off, but without any actual success.]
A-2
[Reluctantly, Cranky Kong eventually settles in and puts on some Wild West-esque clothes, including a cowboy hat. He sits himself in a rocking chair on the porch of the nearby saloon, and he'll call out to anyone who passes.]
You there! Whippersnapper! Come on over here, and I'll tell you stories about the good ol' days! It'll be a lot more interesting than anything else in this confounded dump, I'll tell you that!
A-3
[It's minigame time! And in keeping with the theme, his minigame involves a wild west showdown with popguns. And Cranky himself only agrees to take part in it after someone caves to his whining and gives him a special popgun that is designed with the texture of a wooden barrel. He tapes that to the top of his cane as he prepares for it.]
Back in my day, we didn't have minigames. They were just games! They were complete as they were, and we liked it that way! Bah, kids these days... They need everything to be portable! You're lucky I'm playing along at all. But it's about time I showed you all what this old ape is still capable of!
B-3
[Cranky is part of a group to have discovered a dead body in a gruesome condition! His expression twists as he stands over the body. Sure, he's seen many a great hero face game overs over the years, but it was never this... graphic. These realistic graphics just make everything like more disgusting!
Still, just to make sure, Cranky takes a moment to prod at the dead body's shoulder with his cane, and then he calls out.]
Hey! Someone get this yahoo a 1-up, pronto!
Wildcard
[Feel free to use something for any of the other prompts either!]